I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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