i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
