Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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