Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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