so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
