who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
