Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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