She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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