it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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