Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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