There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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