Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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