CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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