You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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