Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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