Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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