Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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