can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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