I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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