just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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