remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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