? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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