Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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