i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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