He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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