I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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