She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
worst night to have a conscience
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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