Already got asked if we're dating
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize