If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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