i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you will always have a special place in my vag
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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