At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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