Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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