Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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