living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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