It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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