You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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