in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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