11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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