is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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