yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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