Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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