Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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