oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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