Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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