This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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