Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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