do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I have demons in me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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