Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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