So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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