I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you would pick up someone in the library
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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