as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
