Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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