the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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